DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO SHE IS....

BITS & PIECES FOR THE WORDMAN

STEEL RYDE is the coolest rock band to form in the last 100 years. Sure....we have yet to perform, we've been working on our demo longer than G & R has been working on Chinese Democracy, and we have about as much time to put into the project as the latest #1 radio hit. But, we progress. We ARE making headway. We are jamming out some riffs and we have been able to pen about 30 songs. Now we just need to put them all together.

We have been writing like crazy. Some ideas pan out into gems, some pan out into turds. It has been a pretty cool trip. It has been fun. I suspect it will be something I enjoy doing for a long, long time. Lately, though, the writing has been slow. Instead of full verses, the words have been coming in lines. Instead of choruses...I have phrases.

Here is a collection of what I call BITS & PIECES. I give these to Stryker for inspiration. Sometimes, he will even keep a line!

BITS & PIECES

TOO MANY CHOICES
Too many choices
Don't make 'em pick
Let 'em have 'em all
Notches on the stick
A long list of ladies
In a porno flick
A million candles ready
Just light their wicks

NEVER ENOUGH
Don't you know / She likes it rough
Don't you know / She never gets enough
Don't you know / She likes her ponies pulled
Her body is a temple / Cast in Gold

She's a high priced lover / With nothing to lose
She's a kinky little beauty / With a taste for booze

PISMO
She was a blonde haired bimbo
With an insatiable libido
Her favorite place to party
Was ‘neath the pier in Pismo

RHYTHM OF ROCK
If you're lookin' for money
Babe, we ain't got shit
Not a single f#&kin' dollar
No #1 hit

We're just rockers wit a line
and we know what looks fine
Feel the (thump of Tom's bass riff)
OR (lick of Ferrari's riff)
OR (beat of Viper's bass drum)
and gimme what's mine

Move your Booooody
to the rythm of ROCK

I tell you what.....being a ROCK STAR is tough work, especially if you have a one-track mind!